WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize