i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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