Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
there was a trapeze. enough said
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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