Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I love how my cats smell like pot.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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