i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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