Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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