Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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