I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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