so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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