Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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