I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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