you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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