It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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