I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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