I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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