Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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