Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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