I skipped work to stalk him.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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