Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My ass is underappreciated
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
