we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Me too!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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