he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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