Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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