I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
try to milk me bitch
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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