let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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