she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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