just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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