all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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