Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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