I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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