I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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