so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
