love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
