there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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