i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY