I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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