Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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