I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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it glows. i had to have it.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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