I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You've changed since you got that strap on
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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