Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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