Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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