I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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