I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Randomize
