I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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