The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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