elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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