why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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