Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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