It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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