Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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