New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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