Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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