uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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