YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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