Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
