He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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