yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
