i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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