too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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